All Puns for June, 2016
06/30/16
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/29/16
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.  (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...06/28/16
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/16
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/16
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/23/16
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/16
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Facebook poll about connecting with old acquaintances, aka a refriend em. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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