Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Give me a Race, Boss
- You Trek Me, Baby
- Trek or Treat
- Adventure Capitalists
- Unbridle and Groom
- Hour Big Adventure
- Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
- We 8 Hour Breakfast!
- One Trek Minds
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
If I don’t get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.