Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Give me a Race, Boss
- You Trek Me, Baby
- Trek or Treat
- Adventure Capitalists
- Unbridle and Groom
- Hour Big Adventure
- Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
- We 8 Hour Breakfast!
- One Trek Minds
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.