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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for June, 2016

06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/29/16

Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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06/28/16

If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/24/16

What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/22/16

Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/21/16

Facebook poll about connecting with old acquaintances, aka a refriend em.

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