The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
- This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
- It’s a Katastrophe!
- If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
- I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
- If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
- I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
- I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
- This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
- Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
- After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?