I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.