I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell