I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
- This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
- It’s a Katastrophe!
- If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
- I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
- If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
- I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
- I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
- This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
- Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
- After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?