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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for December, 2016

12/31/16

My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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12/30/16

Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.

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12/29/16

I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.

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12/28/16

Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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12/27/16

Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.

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12/26/16

Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.

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12/25/16

Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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12/24/16

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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12/23/16

I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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12/22/16

After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.

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