My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.