December, 2016 :: PunGents.com

My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.

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Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.

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I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.

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Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.

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Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.

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Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

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After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.

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