My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.
Ask a banker any question. He will give you fine answers.
I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
Dear Pun Gents,
The husband and I are doing the Avon 3 day breast cancer walk and want a fun team name involving wine. Thanks in advance! ~DeAnna, Sugar Land
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Karaoke Cabernet [Karaoke Cab]
- Red, White, and Blew Over the Limit
- Gimme One Riesling
- We Need a Napa
- Sommelier Later [Smell You Later]
- Grape Achievers
- Full Bodied Winos
- Rosée Parks
- In Vino Victory
Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.