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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for January, 2017

01/31/17

Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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01/30/17

Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/29/17

We can’t wait for Pride! The best ribs and burgers are served at LGBBQ events.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/28/17

Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/27/17

Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/25/17

As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/24/17

Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/20/17

Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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01/19/17

The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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