Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health