Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
Month: January 2017
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
THE BICLOPS
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health
AC DAISY
Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name: red hair, Irish descent – lived in Brazil growing up. Own a jeep, play volleyball and work as a lab technologist in genetics (science nerd). Love horror movies, heavy rock and alternative. ~Sara, Oshawa, Ont.
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Red Baroness
- Jeep Trixie [Cheap Trick]
- Jean Splicer [Gene splicer]
- Gene and Juice
- Brain Gingery [Brain Injury]
- Red Dawn
- Redditor
- Volleyanna [pollyanna]
- Horrora Storm [Aurora Storm – from the X-men]
- AC Daisy [AC/DC]
- Eirestotle
- Emerald Isla
- Brazil Dazzle