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Pun for 02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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