The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
I’m inspired by Spring weather. It can be quite thaw-provoking.