03/31/201703/31/2017 The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/30/201703/30/2017 What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/29/201703/29/2017 The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/28/201703/28/2017 I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/27/201703/27/2017 Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/26/201703/26/2017 Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading...
03/25/201703/25/2017 Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/24/201703/24/2017 Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/23/201703/23/2017 Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately? Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/22/201703/22/2017 I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
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