March, 2017 :: PunGents.com

The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.

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What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.

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Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.

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Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.

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Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.

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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”

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