The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.