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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for March, 2017

03/31/17

The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.

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03/30/17

What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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03/29/17

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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03/27/17

Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.

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03/26/17

Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.

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03/25/17

Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.

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03/24/17

Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.

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03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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03/22/17

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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