The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
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