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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2017

05/31/17

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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05/30/17

Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.

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05/29/17

The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.

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05/28/17

A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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05/27/17

For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.

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05/26/17

I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.

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05/25/17

How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.

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05/24/17

The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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05/23/17

Somebody, please, tell me who Tony Miceli’s daughter is? I want Samanthas to my question.

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05/22/17

For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.

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