Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.
The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.