The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.