This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.