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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
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