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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for June, 2017

06/30/17

This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”

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06/29/17

The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.

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06/28/17

A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.

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06/27/17

Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.

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06/26/17

Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.

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06/25/17

Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.

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06/24/17

Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

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06/23/17

If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.

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06/22/17

I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.

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06/21/17

Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.

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