I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.