First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.