July, 2017 :: PunGents.com

I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.

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First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.

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Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.

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How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.

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Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.

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In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.

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Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.

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