All Puns for July, 2017
07/31/17
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/30/17
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/17
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/28/17
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/27/17
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/26/17
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/25/17
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/24/17
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger? (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/23/17
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/22/17
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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