First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.