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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for July, 2017

07/31/17

There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.

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07/30/17

I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.

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07/29/17

First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.

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07/28/17

Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.

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07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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07/26/17

Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.

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07/25/17

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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07/23/17

These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.

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07/22/17

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.

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