September, 2017 :: PunGents.com

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

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The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.

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I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.

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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.

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Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?

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The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.

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Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.

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