I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.