I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
YOU had a zero gravity experience? No weigh.