I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
YOU had a zero gravity experience? No weigh.
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
God is Amenable to prayer.
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”