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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for September, 2017

09/30/17

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

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09/29/17

The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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09/28/17
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09/28/17

Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.

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09/27/17

I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.

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09/26/17

As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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09/25/17

There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

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09/24/17

NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.

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09/23/17

Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?

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09/22/17

The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ‘emeral.

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