I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.