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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for October, 2017

10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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10/22/17

Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.

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10/21/17

Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.

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10/20/17

Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.

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10/19/17

Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.

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10/18/17

Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.

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10/17/17

Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?

 

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10/16/17

Salesmanship exercises important must-sell groups.

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10/15/17

Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.

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10/14/17

When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.

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