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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for October, 2017

10/31/17

It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.

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10/30/17

The failed magician was a wand erring soul.

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10/29/17

What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.

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10/28/17

After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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10/27/17

The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.

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10/26/17

Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.

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10/25/17

Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.

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10/24/17

Cows inspire me. They are my moos.

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10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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10/22/17

Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.

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