It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.