It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.