It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.
Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.