When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.