November, 2017 :: PunGents.com

When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.

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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.

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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.

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Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.

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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.

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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.

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There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.

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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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