November, 2017 :: PunGents.com

I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.

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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.

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Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.

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There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.

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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.

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I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.

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Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.

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My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.

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