I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.
My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.