My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
Some things may be temporarily broken. Please stand by!
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.