My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Some things may be temporarily broken. Please stand by!
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.