My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
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