Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.