I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
“Do you feel sorry for me?” That’s a high pathetical question.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.