I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.