February, 2018 :: PunGents.com

I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!

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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.

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It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.

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I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”

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Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.

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Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.

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“Do you feel sorry for me?” That’s a high pathetical question.

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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.

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I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.

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I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.

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