It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.