I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.