I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
“Do you feel sorry for me?” That’s a high pathetical question.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.