February, 2018 :: PunGents.com

I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!

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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.

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If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.

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You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.

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The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.

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It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.

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I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”

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Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.

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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

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Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.

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