Month: March 2018
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!
Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.