Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Vegans have been in the spotlight with the rise of the #MeatEwww movement.
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.