I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
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