July, 2018 :: PunGents.com

I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.

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Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.

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Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.

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Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.

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Mushroom pickers have loose morels.

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My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.

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What country do marathoners retire to?

Iran.

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When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.

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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”

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You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.

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