I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
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