I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Month: July 2018
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.