I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
What country do marathoners retire to?
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.