July, 2018 :: PunGents.com

I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.

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Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.

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Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.

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My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.

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What country do marathoners retire to?

Iran.

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When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.

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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.

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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.

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In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?

Amazombie.

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