I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
What country do marathoners retire to?
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.