I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
What country do marathoners retire to?
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.