September, 2018 :: PunGents.com

A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.

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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.

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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”

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Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.

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C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.

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What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.

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Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.

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The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.

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If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.

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As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”

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