A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”