September, 2018 :: PunGents.com

A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.

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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”

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Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.

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C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.

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What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.

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If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.

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Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.

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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.

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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners

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If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.

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