A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.