A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!