Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Dear Pun Gents, We are opening a creative design studio specializing in motion design and animation. Our clients partner with us to convey their message, describe their company or sell their products through engaging, beautifully crafted and well written videos. We need a fun and short name for the studio. PLEASE HELP US :D. ~Jouay, Marrakech, Morocco
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Oh Vid! (see poet Ovid)
- Give Take
- Friends and Animes
- Get Shorty (as in Animated Short)
- Film Me In
- AniCam (Animation + Camera)
- Dude Where’s My Cartoon?
- Drawers Open
- Frame and Fortune
- Buy and Cel
- Start Motion (opposite to stop motion)
- Studious Studios
- Art and Craft
- Art is Tree
- Quick Draw
- Drawing Aces
- FPS Studios
- Anime of the State
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!