When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.