Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.