War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
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