War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.