War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
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