I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
Month: January 2019
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.
Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.