Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.