Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
Month: March 2019
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.