Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?