March, 2019 :: PunGents.com

Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.

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I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.

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Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?

Because hentropy increases.

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The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.

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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

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An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.

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To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.

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The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”

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George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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