My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
Month: March 2019
If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.