In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.