One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
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