June, 2019 :: PunGents.com

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.

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I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.

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God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.

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Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.

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Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.

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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.

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When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.

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