In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
The murder victim was found drowned in a sewage treatment plant. The cause of death was sludgeoning.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.