It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Month: August 2019
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!