Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
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