Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.