The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Month: August 2019
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.