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09/23/2019

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

09/22/2019

Which animal is hardest to milk?

The drama dairy.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/22/2019

Forget Bran Stark. After getting punched in the face Jose Bautista can’t stop shouting “Odor! Odor!“

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/20/2019

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/19/2019

The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols

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09/19/2019

The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/17/2019

Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/15/2019

Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/14/2019

Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

09/14/2019

NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!

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