There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
Month: September 2019
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.