October, 2019 :: PunGents.com

I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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Which film director is an avid fisherman?

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The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.

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Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.

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In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

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What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?

“It’s a trapeze!”

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When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.

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I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.

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