I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
Which film director is an avid fisherman?
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.