I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.