The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Month: October 2019
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
I hate people who speak in sentence fragments. They are so phrasist.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.