I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
Month: October 2019
Which film director is an avid fisherman?
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.