I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
Walter White went from teaching chem to teaching meth.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.