November, 2019 :: PunGents.com

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.

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The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.

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American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.

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The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.

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Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.

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Walter White went from teaching chem to teaching meth.

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Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?

Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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