I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
Walter White went from teaching chem to teaching meth.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.