Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
Month: November 2019
Walter White went from teaching chem to teaching meth.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!