No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
Month: December 2019
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.