My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.
What’s the international language of single people?
Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.