In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Fashion designers are chic magnets.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.
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