I painted my house a boring, neutral color. Still, I’m proud off-white I’ve accomplished.
Month: April 2020
The Pun Gents don’t mind if you criticize their jokes, but they won’t tolerate ad homonym attacks.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
Fashion designers are wore mongers.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
Do data miners work at the query?
I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”