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Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

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Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.

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Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.

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I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.

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In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.

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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

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There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.

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You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.

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