Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
Month: May 2020
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.
Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.