Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
Month: July 2020
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.
Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.