Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Invest in pottery: you’ll make a kiln.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.