Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
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