Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.