Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.
You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.