Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
Month: July 2020
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!
Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!
You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.