What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.

Weeping will owes: thriving in this depressed economy. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
Cry me a river, weeping will owe. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
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Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.

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NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
ED: Really?
NED: It’s the Interknot!

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