Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
ED: Really?
NED: It’s the Interknot!