There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
Month: September 2020
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.