I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
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