Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Sorry for the radio silence! Google might punish our website for not putting out puns. That would be SEOWNAGE.
A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.