Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
Month: October 2020
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Sorry for the radio silence! Google might punish our website for not putting out puns. That would be SEOWNAGE.
Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A:Â Caliphornia.