October, 2020 :: PunGents.com

Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.

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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.

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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.

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How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.

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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

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Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

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Sorry for the radio silence! Google might punish our website for not putting out puns. That would be SEOWNAGE.

(7 votes, average: 1.71 out of 5)

A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.

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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)