The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Month: November 2020
Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
China promised human rights would be respected by the arrival of the 2008 Olympics—but it appears to be a classic Beijing switch manoeuvre. O, the Hunanity!
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.