Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Month: December 2020
The Chinese translation of a word is its sinonym.
Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!