Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.