Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
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