Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Horror movies make me screamish.
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