Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.
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