World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
Month: April 2021
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.