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Month: May 2021
NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
ED: No…
NED: He’s a cilantropist!
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals