A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
Month: May 2021
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than Pearl Jam.
It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
Don’t baptize your children: it’s a chrism sentence.
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
Yiddish cannibal’s favourite food: Shiksakebob.