Longbow puns are a bit far fletched.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...By definition, miming is not aloud.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
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