Those who box gets in arm’s way.
Most comedians live improverty.
Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.