Most comedians live improverty.
Month: August 2021
Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.